Wednesday, May 4, 2011

I hate you, who does not know how to turn

Ok, I have to admit it, I hate you. It is not a mild hate, even a passing hate. It is the kind of hate, and anger that makes me scream at traffic and spit on my windshield after the have navigated the minefield of an intersection that you create.

You are the stupid driver who does not understand where you are, or how to get where you are going, and your complete ignorance of what you are doing really pisses me off.

Here is the situation I drive home in every day, and one driver everyday tries to do this at the intersection. There are two right lanes, which turn right, with an oncoming lane turning left. Believe it or not someone has taken the time to paint lanes through the intersection directing the turn to the correct lane, and it was planned well enough that from any point a car should be able to make the turn, and change to what ever lane they need to be in safely. Every day, without fail some jerk...or other person of clueless variety thinks that they must cut across one, and sometimes two lanes from the left, or the right... in the intersection...just so they don't have to change lanes in a straight line....which there is tons of space for any driver with a minor level of competency.

I have taken the slant that you (the Jerk) deserve to be taken off the road, and one day when you change into my lane, and sideswipe my van doing so, after I have checked to make sure you are not deathly injured, I am going to punch you in the face for being so stupid. get a life and figure out where you are you stunned driving school reject.

Sincerely,

Pissed off drive home :p